The Tale of an Arterial Poke

To start with, I would not recommend them!

Once upon a time, there was this beautiful princess named Becky. She was being held prisoner by this evil King named King Cancerlot. One day the King had Princess Becky taken to the dungeon for torture time which happens quite a lot with the evil King Cancerlot. On this particular day, Becky thought that this torture was not going to be as bad as other days.... She was WRONG!!!

When entering the dungeon, she saw the dreaded poky chair!(dun dun dun) The Princess informed the Torturer that she had already encountered this form of torture for the day. He said that this was different from the last one. The last one was a needle in the arm which I totally triumphed and was on a high from beating the torture. The way this one differed was this one was going to be a needle in the wrist.(deep deep in the wrist) Becky started to panic... what was she going to do??

She decided that she had two choices...
#1: Let King Cancerlot win and freak about the arterial poke.
#2: Stay strong and get this over with ASAP!!

The Princess decided that she had to beat this. She held perfectly still and breathed through the pain of the needle poking into her wrist. I felt like I ROCKED and was so proud of myself. It was right after that feeling of pride that my head started to tingle all over. I thought that this was part of my torture... I passed out and was lying on the floor, but I was not going to let this beat me. King Cancerlot was not going to win. I recovered from my pass out and finished all of the tests that the King threw at me. I was so happy to walk out of the dungeon on my own two feet!! YEAH!!!

*Side Note* If you are trying to get tape off of your hairy arms with minimal pain... USE BABY OIL!!!